Hipster Jabba.

Today I am grateful for Jabba The Hut.

Say what? Isn't she a trekkie?

hang on there with me, people, while I explain to you why sometimes internet people are better than real people.

so it's no secret that i'm a little bit of a geek. just a smidge.

and i happen to have a blog (that no, i will not tell you the name of) that revolves around nothing but Star Trek. and the actors that played in the original series. and the reboot movie.

one of those actors is Zachary Quinto.

now, Zach Quinto plays the role of Spock in the Star Trek 2009 movie. he's a pretty good looking guy whose really into yoga (yes, i do know this for a fact) so he's generally pretty svelte. very tall and skinny.

like this



obviously he's not a big dude.

i had noticed in the new season of his show America Horror Story that he looked a little bit bulkier, but still, he's a skinny guy.

and then i saw this picture.



and naturally, being the dick that i am, blogged it and tagged it #Zachary why you look like Jabba The Hut?

not very nice. but true.

and then because internet people are better than real people, the awesome Tazeffect (no I will not link you, yes you could look up the page if you wanted, but i'm telling you to just leave it alone) photo shopped this amazingness.



I think i laughed for 10 minutes straight.

I'm laughing right now. again.

internet people are better than real people because you can make one harmless comment about someone looking like Jabba and suddenly someone else agrees and then you have Jabba with hipster glasses.

and i'm grateful for people who also enjoy spending their time blogging about silly (well, to be fair it's not really silly to us) star trek stuff, and star trek people. just like me.

and i'm grateful for the awesome laugh this picture gave me.

Bring Me The Wookiee!
Lana